Tonya Harding Fantasies
Caution: Reading further may cause you to lose all faith in mankind. Especially the man kind of mankind.
(Please) don't ask me how I came upon the official Tonya Harding website. I just did, alright?
I was, of course, skeptical at first that the legendary T-Hard would have such a lackluster representation on the internets but there's a video right on the front page, thanking you for your support and visiting this, her official website.
Can't argue with science.
Then I noticed an innocuous little link, titled "Fantasy."
Oh yes.
They say it better than I ever could - "There are 1581 fantasy stories and messages, and they're all about Tonya Harding." In other words, Tonya Harding erotic fan fiction! Just when I thought I had won at the internet, I realize there's yet another link for "Rejected Fantasies."
Sweet baby Jesus. This is like Yahoo Answers meets Literotica. Some fine excepts include:
- "this is so great i love it i wish i could watch it all the time i masturbate to it frequntyly then me and my woman go and fuck like caged monkeys"
- "...then my wife would put on the fake dick and fuck tonya in her pussy and ass hole long and hard till the bitch can’t take anymore then we would chain her to to bed to fuck her any time we want."
- "She has wicked–awesome body‚ looks good naked and knows how to skate at the Olympic level."
Let's take a minute to celebrate all of humanity.
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry some of those are very disturbing..... almost makes me wish there really were alien lizards coming to harvest the weak for food...
I normally go to all links that you post, Jason, but I just couldn't bring myself to venture over to that site. That totally freaks me out for some reason, and I don't normally ignore porn of any type .*shiver*
BTW- I can't log on anymore. Tells me my password is wrong, but I'm sure it's right..I hope you're not trying to give me some sort of hint .. Furthermore, now it tells me it thinks my comments are spam. That's pretty effed up. And I don't do well at CAPTCHA.
My favorite line from the Number 1 Fantasy:
Tonya's legs still spread wide and the smell of pussy filled the air like a press ‘em while you wait shop.
Because yeah? Just like that.
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[My log on isn't working either, but that's okay because I plan on never, ever speaking to you again. :P]
[It won't let me use the name Amelia because it belongs to a registered user]
I think thats one of the few sites on the internet that I'll be avoiding now! Thanks for the heads up haha!
The funny part is.. now you'll forever be associated with "Tonya Harding Fetish" searches on Google!
The funny part is.. now you'll forever be associated with "Tonya Harding Fetish" searches on Google!
The funny part is.. now you'll forever be associated with "Tonya Harding Fetish" searches on Google!
OMG! I come up first for a search for "Tonya Harding Fetish"! Yesssssss.
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