Tonya Harding Fantasies

Caution: Reading further may cause you to lose all faith in mankind. Especially the man kind of mankind.

(Please) don't ask me how I came upon the official Tonya Harding website. I just did, alright?

I was, of course, skeptical at first that the legendary T-Hard would have such a lackluster representation on the internets but there's a video right on the front page, thanking you for your support and visiting this, her official website.

Can't argue with science.

Then I noticed an innocuous little link, titled "Fantasy."

Oh yes.

They say it better than I ever could - "There are 1581 fantasy stories and messages, and they're all about Tonya Harding." In other words, Tonya Harding erotic fan fiction! Just when I thought I had won at the internet, I realize there's yet another link for "Rejected Fantasies."

Sweet baby Jesus. This is like Yahoo Answers meets Literotica. Some fine excepts include:

• "this is so great i love it i wish i could watch it all the time i masturbate to it frequntyly then me and my woman go and fuck like caged monkeys"
• "...then my wife would put on the fake dick and fuck tonya in her pussy and ass hole long and hard till the bitch can’t take anymore then we would chain her to to bed to fuck her any time we want."
• "She has wicked–awesome body‚ looks good naked and knows how to skate at the Olympic level."

Let's take a minute to celebrate all of humanity.