The Hottest Little Underdog

I grow tired of accumulating accolades for my acerbic wit and brilliant mind.
 
So, in a bizarre turn of events, I've been nominated for the title of "Hottest Male Blogger". By "bizarre" I, of course, mean that I thought this was common knowledge by now? Isn't it akin to nominating "Honorificabilitudinitatibus" as the longest word in Shakespeare's works?
 
Coincidentally, I'm feeling a strong sense of Honorificabilitudinitatibus (the state of being able to achieve honors) as I write this post! What? It's a Shakespeare joke!  Too soon?
 
So is this post meant to brag in the face of countless misshapen male bloggers? No, it's meant to beg, plead, bargain and buy off your votes.
 
That's it. That's really the gist of it. Check out Jane's post about the hottest male bloggers, laugh at the feeble competition and leave a comment, DM Jane on Twitter or send off an email, pointing out the absurdity of including anyone else on the list other than me.
 
In all fairness (especially for those who just joined the party), below are a few of the finer pictures and videos of myself that have appeared here on GorillaSushi and on my Flickr page (click on most to see the original post)...
Aww. It's like I just showed you my very special scrapbook and now I'm giving you the "it's time to step-up to BFF" look.
 
So now you realize that there's no choice. You must vote for me, you must tell your friends/family to vote for me, blog about, Twitter about it and stand on a busy street corner handing out flyers encouraging strangers to vote for me (speaking in tongues optional).