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Love Is Subtle Messages

Posted on April 29, 2008 - 5:50am
It was The Daily Show's John Hodgman who once said "Love is... a quasimental illness prompting the bizarre sexualization of genital-free infants in a daily cartoon strip."
 
I'm not one to disagree with this assertion, in fact I would go further and say that these dainty little comics hold ugly and horrible truths behind their innocent facades.
 
Below are a few of the obvious interpretations...
Anal Insertion fantasiesTruckstop trannies
Malformed nipplesBabysitter secret
Terminal AidsHomemade Robitussin
Filthy ProstituteAmateur porn on Flickr
Unexpected blood test resultsForgetting the safe word

Comments

Igor The Troll's picture
Submitted by Igor The Troll (not verified) on April 29, 2008 - 7:15am.
Ha, Ha! You are as Bad as me. ;-) Come Piss on my Blog and make it official. http://www.igorthetroll.com/blog/debate-this/
evilwoobie's picture
Submitted by evilwoobie on April 29, 2008 - 8:01am.
Malformed and THIRD nipples!!! Hahaha... you made me laugh, Mr.Jason.
Amelia's picture
Submitted by Amelia on April 29, 2008 - 8:36am.
So sweet, so sweet. Tears in my eyes. Sniffle.
Amelia
neonbubble's picture
Submitted by neonbubble on April 29, 2008 - 9:44am.
It's a sad indictment of life that I looked at those pictures and thought "ooh, my other half would love those boots."
Jason's picture
Submitted by Jason on April 30, 2008 - 5:25am.
I hope your not saying that your other half reminds you of a "disease-free truckstop tranny" or a "genital-free infant" because I'm pretty sure those are not complimentary comparisons...
lusciousnis's picture
Submitted by lusciousnis on April 29, 2008 - 9:58am.
Ah, young love..
Whit's picture
Submitted by Whit on April 29, 2008 - 1:52pm.
And they say romance is dead.
Mr. Javo's picture
Submitted by Mr. Javo (not verified) on May 1, 2008 - 10:08am.
Hahaha excellent!

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