Future Girl Instead of Monkey Caption Contest

Posted on April 10, 2008 - 6:45am

As with every Thursday, I've been frantically searching for that perfect picture for this week's caption contest.

I needed a picture that would embody the spirit of GorillaSushi, capture to mood of our culture in this moment, make a bold social statement and provide a spring-board for the captioning masses.

I thought that I had it when I came across this picture of Charlton Heston from Planet of the Apes but then I realized that there could really only be one good caption.

I added it myself and I think you'll agree that there could be no better.

Instead, below is this week's real picture for your captioning pleasures...

Future girl wants to show you her future salon

Have at it, kids...

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Comments

Submitted by neonbubble on April 10, 2008 - 8:05am.

"Well, it's not my fault you were thinking of something else when I invited you to come down my sterile passageway."

Submitted by moooooog35 on April 10, 2008 - 8:25am.

In the future, checking out "side boob" is actually encouraged.

Submitted by Winter on April 10, 2008 - 9:03am.

I can't do captions. But I did have to tell you I laughed and laughed over the Charlton Heston pic! Good work, Jason!

Submitted by lusciousnis on April 10, 2008 - 9:06am.

"Thank you for donating today. Let me show you to your masturbation seat. Right this way. Will you need any aids today? Just push the button on the side to send your collection tube to the processing center when you're done."

Submitted by lusciousnis on April 10, 2008 - 9:08am.

Perhaps aids wasn't the best choice of words, there. But hey, they'll have that disease knocked out in the future, right??

Submitted by Jason on April 10, 2008 - 2:53pm.

"Will you need any aids today?" - No thanks, I brought my own but thanks for offering!

Submitted by Average Joe on April 10, 2008 - 12:48pm.

Submitted by sizzle on April 10, 2008 - 12:56pm.

She hesitated, frightened at the thought of having peds permanently attached to her feet. At least it would save on pedicure costs.

Submitted by Jason on April 10, 2008 - 2:51pm.

Three hundred years in the future and Ikea's furniture style has hardly changed.

Submitted by lusciousnis on April 10, 2008 - 3:08pm.

"But Captain! It's not fair! I want a uniform like Uhura. Let's face it, you wouldn't make Spock wear something like this. I don't want to call the Federation about 'sexual harassment'..but.."

Submitted by Deb (not verified) on April 10, 2008 - 3:49pm.

The muffled screaming Horton heard must have been from Whos living inside the condom his partner was wearing, but Helmut wouldn't stop, not to save the lives of a microscopic community, not for anything.

Submitted by ZenShadow on April 10, 2008 - 4:06pm.

If you don't stop telling me to "Open the pod bay doors", I'm going to sterilize you with my laser pointer!

Submitted by Chelle (not verified) on April 10, 2008 - 4:56pm.

I can't think of a good caption for that picture at all...But I think I'd really like to vote for Average Joe's comment with the Charles Heston picture...if I can even vote for one, I don't know, I haven't really visited this site much before...maybe I should start...thanks for the laugh today :)

Submitted by Jason on April 10, 2008 - 5:12pm.

I posted Average Joe's as the "best so far" on Twitter. Other than that, there is no winner. It's a socialist contest. We're all losers here.

Yes you should come back daily! At least! :)

Submitted by Karen on April 11, 2008 - 7:57am.

Get tha fuck outta ma face age pOElice. You think you can just take THIS white girl out 'cause she's over 25? *SNAP* You don wanna fuck wit ME boys. Ma veejayjay eats losers lik you fer dinner and picks the pubes out wit a toothpick. So you jus be backin' off now.

Submitted by Jason on April 11, 2008 - 9:11am.

*Ding!* Way to reference the source!

Submitted by Chelle (not verified) on April 11, 2008 - 11:57am.

Oh good...gotta love a contest with no winners :)

Submitted by ZenShadow on April 11, 2008 - 1:18pm.

Hey! That was my *Ding!* dang it!

Submitted by Jason on April 11, 2008 - 2:37pm.

I'm slow - I need an obvious cue for a *Ding*

(fries are done)

Submitted by Karen on April 11, 2008 - 3:48pm.

HEY! That be my *DING* now beeeotch! And if the fries are done, salt me up some and send 'em over.