Laundry Day Caption Contest

Posted on March 6, 2008 - 7:46am

Last night I had a burning fever, I was constantly shivering, queasy and had the beginnings of a headache.

This morning I awoke without a trace of malady.

BEHOLD, I give you the healing powers of the Thursday Caption Contest!

Caption contests every Thursday!

She's all yours, kids...

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Submitted by lusciousnis on March 6, 2008 - 8:24am.

It's the first cover for the new men's magazine- Appliances Weekly. (secretly written by women to get their husbands to maybe help out a little..)

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Submitted by Jason on March 6, 2008 - 10:07am.

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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on March 9, 2008 - 2:14pm.

Rule 34

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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on March 17, 2008 - 6:24pm.

apparently, you havent either. rules 1&2

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on March 29, 2008 - 2:43pm.

Rules 1 & 2 were made by the man to keep you down.

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Submitted by Amelia on March 6, 2008 - 10:49am.

Really sweetheart, you can. You CAN mix whites and coloreds! I promise. Oh c'mon. Why so skeptical? Throw them in there! Really.

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Submitted by Andrew on March 6, 2008 - 11:49am.

Um... caption? Like anyone would make it down to the caption anyways... Well, yeah, maybe the women would...

Submitted by Jason on March 6, 2008 - 12:50pm.

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Submitted by Caveman on March 6, 2008 - 1:04pm.

Ladies, if you are not doing laundry like this, then you are just wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG!!! -Caveman

Submitted by Ted on March 6, 2008 - 1:06pm.

All ours? Can we keep her? Should teach us something about responsibility right?!

Submitted by GeologyJoe (not verified) on March 6, 2008 - 1:08pm.

"If I add starch, I can make it EXTRA STIFF"

Submitted by meleah rebeccah on March 6, 2008 - 1:46pm.

"Hey Baby. Let me "DO" your whites." PS...Is it just me, or is that a Natalie Portman Look-A-Like?

Submitted by lusciousnis on March 6, 2008 - 3:35pm.

Now that you mention it, I do see the resemblance. She can DO my laundry anyday! lol

Submitted by evilwoobie on March 6, 2008 - 3:28pm.

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Submitted by lusciousnis on March 6, 2008 - 3:38pm.

"Cum here and give me your load!"

Submitted by Jason on March 6, 2008 - 5:19pm.

NIS!

Submitted by lusciousnis on March 6, 2008 - 5:31pm.

I had to get it in before someone else did. You're just mad I beat you to it. Why is it that EVERYTHING sounds dirty now?? hehehe she said 'get it in' huhuhu and 'beat'

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on March 6, 2008 - 3:45pm.

Straight to the spin cycle please!

Submitted by lusciousnis on March 6, 2008 - 5:34pm.

When your bra & panties don't even match, it must be laundry day!

Submitted by Jason on March 6, 2008 - 6:25pm.

Things began innocently enough for Tina and the washing machine. An accidental lean against it during the spin cycle had stirred up feelings that her ex-boyfriend never did. Things escalated until she was compulsively doing laundry every day. When she hired the erotic photographer to come over for an afternoon shoot before her and the washing machine headed to the courthouse for their marriage certificate, Tina began to wonder if she had taken this a little too far.

Submitted by DAVE ID on March 6, 2008 - 7:27pm.

I'm RACKing my brains with possible captions but I can't...

Submitted by Barry (not verified) on March 7, 2008 - 1:10am.

Ok, now that we have Michael Jackson stuffed in there neatly. Lets see if we can make him just a tiny bit whiter........hehehehehehe

Submitted by pilotg2 (not verified) on March 7, 2008 - 9:40am.

Every how-to book should start with, "First take off all your clothes". (Book under her leg: Big Book of Home How-To)

Submitted by Mags (not verified) on March 7, 2008 - 2:38pm.

Once I get the detergent in, how about you climb up and help me check the spin cycle...

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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on March 9, 2008 - 4:34pm.

Oh look a full bottle of KABOOM!

Submitted by SteveDoom (not verified) on March 9, 2008 - 5:40pm.

I'd do everything in my power to fuck her at least once if she was using my washing machine. End of caption.

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Submitted by chelle b (not verified) on March 9, 2008 - 6:28pm.

"Oh, hi Mom and Dad, you're home early. This isn't what it looks like, I swear!"

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Good Joke, I love this..

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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on March 10, 2008 - 1:43am.

right where shes supposed to be when shes not in the kitchen.

Submitted by sparkplug49 (not verified) on March 10, 2008 - 4:26am.

feeling dirty? or want to hear a dirty joke: bobby played in the mud want to hear a clean joke: bobby washed his clothes with bubbles want to hear another dirty joke: bubbles was the crazy hot/horny girl next door who had a strange fettish for washing machines and for making bobby's whity titys white again

Submitted by drumrjoe (not verified) on March 11, 2008 - 7:27am.

Is she wearing underoos?

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on March 17, 2008 - 2:56pm.

Just add two D cups to your normal wash and they'll be cleaner than clean

Submitted by Keegan M on March 19, 2008 - 9:23pm.

Damn, i wish i didn't just leave my load with the wife. OR That was definitely not a waste of my load.

Submitted by Mitch (not verified) on April 3, 2008 - 11:01am.

Pop Quiz... Which one's taken more loads?

Submitted by stevestuff (not verified) on December 4, 2008 - 9:20pm.

Is there really a clothes washer in this picture? Guess I need to take a closer look.

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