Yes, But You Can't Deny It Rocks

Posted on March 4, 2008 - 7:31am

What if I were to tell you that you're about to watch one freakin' awesome video but the trade-off involves listening to a Mariah Carey song?

Wait! Don't go! Look, it's got Kenneth from 30 Rock, a unicorn (fo rizzo), laser guns and Mariah in a short dress with knee socks. Yeah, the kind with the stripes on top. Turn down the sound if you want.

Meeyow.

Mariah Carey reminds me of being in high school, listening to the Sex Pistols and the Grateful Dead (I <3 irony) and speaking out on how pop music will destroy the freedom of musical choice...but secretly thinking "that Mariah Carey is so freakin' hot".

Is it just me?

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Comments

Submitted by lusciousnis on March 4, 2008 - 7:58am.

That was so great I might have to listen with the volume on next time! I heart cute nerds!

Submitted by lusciousnis on March 4, 2008 - 7:59am.

uhh.. I meant WATCH with the volume on.. I haven't had my coffee yet.

Submitted by crpitt on March 4, 2008 - 9:05am.

Blech!!! That fella was funny but Mariah :( My brother in law is a big fan of hers and at a party his extensive mariah music collection was found. He was declared to have the only music collection that had nothing at all anyone wanted to play.

Submitted by Jason on March 4, 2008 - 1:46pm.

@Nis
It's ok - "listen with the volume on" sounds more poetic anyway.

@crpitt
Yeah, I like everything about Mariah except her music.

Submitted by Crimcheck (not verified) on March 4, 2008 - 2:41pm.

The complete randomness of the video is awesome! Unicorn! Friggen great.

Submitted by pilotg2 (not verified) on March 4, 2008 - 5:14pm.

I think I had that fantasy once. Without all the singing.

Submitted by Lis on March 4, 2008 - 5:29pm.

Your scoreboard: Kenneth +1 Unicorn +1 Viking hat +1 Making me listen to Mariah -9999999999 At least it wasn't Celine Dion. You would be dead by now.

Submitted by DAVE ID on March 4, 2008 - 6:07pm.

Under no circumstances will I press play on the video. Not even if she strips down and starts doing object insertions.

Submitted by meleah rebeccah on March 4, 2008 - 8:22pm.

I saw this...and the ONLY thing I liked about it was Kenneth. I LOVE 30 Rock and I LOVE Kenneth's character.

Submitted by The Realtor on March 5, 2008 - 12:09am.

Since when does she sing ebonics? I watched the first part (Loved his high note) but it started to become the same thing over and over, attention starved Mariah in 50 different ensembles... Celine may pound her chest like a gorilla, (no pun) but at least she still has an ounce of class...

Submitted by Andrew on March 5, 2008 - 12:23am.

I was about to call you a big fat pussy... until I saw the tube socks. Oofa. My apologies. And yes the song is dreadful. And Mariah's face is actually starting to hit the wall if you ask me. Not quite a butter face yet, but pretty damn average I'd say.

Submitted by Jason on March 5, 2008 - 6:36am.

@Lis
Math? Um. Cary the 9...looks like...I win, right? Would you believe I woke up this morning with the intention of writing a post that included Celine Dion?

@Dave
When I said there was a unicorn I didn't say what she was doing with it...

@Meleah
I love Kenneth too - reminds me of myself.

@The Realtor
Classy? Um. Celine Dion eats babies.

@Andrew
Told you. I think my wife is getting a 12-pack of those socks for her birthday. If Mariah's face is failing then that just means I've got more of a shot...

Submitted by The Realtor on March 5, 2008 - 1:06pm.

I highly doubt she'd eat this...Stand in line to....Touch Her Body Bring your Purell...