Islam, Whipped and a Sonnet

Posted on February 22, 2008 - 7:33am

Here's 2 gems from one year ago, here on GorillaSushi....

Why Islam Is Anti-American
A look at the reasons why Americans are primed to fear and hate the practitioners of the Islamic faith. (read)

So Not Whipped
A photographic body of evidence demonstrating how much control I exert over my wife. Another super underrated post...(read)

And in current news, I've been Sonnetized!

Lis from About Every Little Thing set a new benchmark for generosity by purchasing a sonnet in my name!

"Before starting, this site isn’t work safe
so it’s best you do not click in that case
unless a two weeks looks nice in your face
which means you will never meet your wife’s base

she will be mad for not getting candy
because you’re so stint, you can’t afford milk
but if you’re at home, well that’s just dandy
this site might not be as great as smooth silk

but the guy who runs it is pretty slick
and will be hard not to laugh for many
filled with pictures, an occasional flick
the site you can probably show any

GorillaSushi reminds me of fish
but I wouldn’t make a gorilla dish!"

The sonnet was written by Jessica from Q for Quack.

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Comments

Submitted by meleah rebeccah on February 22, 2008 - 10:38am.

Oh man! That is AWESOME. I love Lis.

Submitted by Allyn Paul on February 22, 2008 - 2:00pm.

Dude, nice poem. I read the post where you had your wife doing all that crazy stuff, dude, you are so in charge of your life. My wife seriously edits almost everything I put up on my blog. That's why my blog is just so damn straight forward and chitty-boring most of the time. I had some great pics of 40-yr-old dudes with mullets i took at the skating rink the other day, and she wouldn't let me put them up because she thought they'd find out and come kill us. my blog life sux. AL

Submitted by Winter on February 22, 2008 - 8:07pm.

The photos were hilarious! Oven mitts to make eggs... LMAO

Submitted by DAVE ID on February 22, 2008 - 11:10pm.

Fear leads to... wait... Fear leads to religion. If you were Muslim you'd be upset also. Can't look at chicks, they are all hidden away under veils or burkas, can't eat ribs or tasty bacon (life has no meaning without bacon) and you have to break up your busy schedule to munch carpet 5 times a day and I'm not talking the good carpet. Yeah I'd be cranky also and screaming bloody Allah Akbar myself.

Submitted by lusciousnis on February 24, 2008 - 9:29am.

I can't believe your lovely wife would allow such pictures to be posted. That right there says it all! And I didn't really understand the sonnet(although Lis is cool!), but then I never really ever got sonnets. I'm more a limerick kinda gal.

Submitted by lusciousnis on February 24, 2008 - 9:31am.

Editing Dumb double posting here. Pretend this never happened.

Submitted by Jason on February 24, 2008 - 1:34pm.

@Meleah
Who doesn't love Lis?

@Allyn
Doesn't she realize that she's just forcing you to sneak off to another blog? One day you'll run off to Mexicao with your new blog and she'll be left all alone with her regrets....

@Winter
Yeah, we got carried away with the props and costumes.

@Dave
"life has no meaning without bacon" - thanks for the coffee out the nose.

@LusciousNis
The more public the situation, the less self-consciousness she has. I could tell some stories about the strip club last night to back this up but maybe I'll save those for another day...or your imagination. :)

Submitted by lusciousnis on February 24, 2008 - 3:19pm.

Well if it can top my imagination, then I want to hear all about it. However, I have a very vivid imagination! ;)

Submitted by DAVE ID on February 24, 2008 - 1:39pm.

What can I tell ya, I likes my bacon. :D