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Asscentric Caption Contest

Posted on February 7, 2008 - 7:30am
If I were an evangelical who had secretly infiltrated the Obama marketing campaign team, looking to sabotage his public image by slipping in horrible slogans that seem like a good idea, I would start with...
 
"Obama - Come to the dark side"
 
Oh wait! It's Thursday! Caption Contest Day! Caps!
Ass bite
Caption away, people. Caption away.

Comments

Deimos Tel`Arin's picture
Submitted by Deimos Tel`Arin (not verified) on February 7, 2008 - 8:29am.
Boy: I'm hungry. Must Feed. Girl: Me gonna fart. Still wanna feed? Boy: Grrrr ... Feed .... Girl farts Boy: .... Feed ... Girl: ... -_-
lusciousnis's picture
Submitted by lusciousnis on February 7, 2008 - 9:30am.
Steve Irwin's shocking secret life revealed! Next on Access Hollywood!
Amelia's picture
Submitted by Amelia on February 7, 2008 - 11:14am.
1. That's right, girls. I actually let that asshole bite off my top lip and he still wasn't satisfied! No more cruises for me, y'all. 2. Because sometimes ass is your best option. 3. The bleaching appointments had been disastrous all round but hell, it was Valentine's Day. 4. Now happily married, Bob thought his honeymoon a good time to admit that he was not really a 'boob' man. He planned to do so gently, and with skill.
Amelia
Jason's picture
Submitted by Jason on February 7, 2008 - 11:20am.
"COME ON OUTTA THERE!!" - Of all ass-baby OBGYN doctors, Dr Jim's methods were the most unorthodox.
Andrew's picture
Submitted by Andrew on February 7, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Bill took the phrase "Ass to Mouth" a little too literally...
Jason's picture
Submitted by Jason on February 7, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Joe Satan - Butt Spelunker.
Snowlark's picture
Submitted by Snowlark on February 7, 2008 - 1:48pm.
Must ... ... have ... ... pudding ... ...
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Snowlark's picture
Submitted by Snowlark on February 7, 2008 - 1:50pm.
HEY!!! We'll get you outta there!!! Can you still BREATHE!?!?!?!?!?
SEE: http://staffitright.com/blog for your hiring needs!
Chad's picture
Submitted by Chad (not verified) on February 7, 2008 - 2:27pm.
"Hey, William Zabka is biting my ass"
meleah rebeccah's picture
Submitted by meleah rebeccah on February 7, 2008 - 2:27pm.
eat ass. tastes great. less filling
pilotg2's picture
Submitted by pilotg2 (not verified) on February 7, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Well I did say $100 an hr anything goes.
Jason's picture
Submitted by Jason on February 7, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Girl: "Gee, this exorcism kinda tickles!"
Guy: "SATAN BE GONE!"
Ohio Realtor's picture
Submitted by Ohio Realtor (not verified) on February 7, 2008 - 9:58pm.
"Too much jewelry and excessive gums = Shit" "Hmm, gums or dingleberries...Must I answer that?" "Local intoxicated red eyed man confused as to which is the front and which is the back since they are both the same size." "Rare Piranha woman wearing ancient artifact velour tank, unleashes the reminisces of yesterday's lunch"
moooooog35's picture
Submitted by moooooog35 (not verified) on February 8, 2008 - 1:58pm.
In remote areas of the Serengeti, one must bite the ass of a butter-face as the penalty for wearing white after Labor Day.
bamboo blitz's picture
Submitted by bamboo blitz (not verified) on February 8, 2008 - 3:23pm.
MAN: Mmmmmm...give me some of that sweet arse!! WOMAN: But honey, you'll get pink eye!!
Dara's picture
Submitted by Dara (not verified) on February 8, 2008 - 10:19pm.
"Is there peanut butter in there?"
ettarose's picture
Submitted by ettarose on February 11, 2008 - 3:13pm.
ettarose Hey! I thought we were doing the Bunny Hop
ettarose
Catfish J. Rivers's picture
Submitted by Catfish J. Rivers (not verified) on February 11, 2008 - 8:29pm.
It's called sucking out the poison. Now stay still, there's a lot of poison in there.
Geekstr's picture
Submitted by Geekstr on February 12, 2008 - 6:15pm.
I've gotta find a new way of blow-drying my mullet!

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