Embarrassing Republican Photos

Sure, we've all got a picture or two that we regret appearing in.
 
For some, it's a picture showing a little too much skin and for others it's a regrettable photo of the subject dry humping the leg of an unnamed murderous dictator, both of them wearing miniskirts and sporting heavy eye shadow and smeared lipstick.
 
Hey, I was young.
 
So what about the current Republican candidates battling it out in the primaries? Where are their embarrassing photos?
 
Right here of course...
 
This is a photo from a Los Angeles house party circa 1998. It depicts Republican hopeful Mitt Romney clearly attempting to butt-rape Buffy the Vampire Slayer. As a huge buffy fan, I am so jealous appalled at this public display of sodomy and blatant pink-shirtedness.
 
You may argue that this is nothing more than an erotic dance move but even that warrants condemnation because we all know that dancing makes the lord cry!
 
We've all had some funny jobs, especially when we were young and first getting a feel for the real world job market. I once worked night shift, "facing" the shelves of a grocery store. All night I would smoke copious amounts of weed and bring everything to the front of the store shelves. It was an OCD enthusiast's dream job but it didn't pay well and wasn't going to work out as a long term career.
 
Mike Huckabee worked as a Hooters Airlines stewardess as recently as 2 years ago.
 
Yes, he's got people skills. Yes, he's polite and trained to be calm in the face or disaster and yes, that is a nice rack but is this the man we want representing our country?
 
As I've said, we all make mistakes.
 
Once I was sitting in the window seat of a small Parisian cafe. A gentleman paused outside the window, smiled and began to wave. I enthusiastically waved back until I realized that he was actually intending to greet the barista standing a few meters behind me. Oh what a shenanigan.
 
John McCain posed nude for Playboy and eats babies.
 
How can you pledge your vote to...
 
Hey, he's actually kinda hot.
 
Hef sure knows how to pick 'em.
 
In summary, all Republicans are dumb and have lots of incriminating pictures (there's a picture of Ron Paul near the top of this page but it's only one pixel by one pixel in size to reflect his current chances of winning).
 
p.s. Because I am in constant fear of being imprisoned at Guantanamo, I should mention that all pictures have been Photoshopped (poorly) and all stories fabricated.
 
p.p.s. Let's not forget the embarrassing photos of Bush that surfaced in the weeks after his 2004 victory.