My Wife Still Rocks

Posted on February 1, 2008 - 7:44am

One year ago on GorillaSushi...

Why My Wife Rocks

She loves video games.
She can keep up with me even on long bike rides.
She likes the idea of eggplant but not the taste.
She puts my ice cream in the microwave.
She is not afraid to walk into a strange bar.
She likes coupons.
She puts up with my crap.
She would be a stripper if it didn't involve so much coke and old men.
She protects me from sharks.

Special postscript: One year later - she still rocks.

She rocks the casbah, she rocks the cash bar and she most definitely rocks the cat box.

Jason's blog
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Comments

Submitted by rollerkaty on February 1, 2008 - 9:56am.

How sweet. :)

Submitted by elin (not verified) on February 1, 2008 - 11:01am.

she's rock ! :)

Submitted by CyberfiZZle (not verified) on February 1, 2008 - 2:07pm.

She loves video games. She puts up with my crap. She protects me from sharks. Those three right there make her awesome! :) Lucky you! -CyberfiZZle

Submitted by FerdC (not verified) on February 1, 2008 - 2:39pm.

She sounds like a keeper! But no one is perfect. What's that ice cream in the microwave shit?

Submitted by Average Joe on February 1, 2008 - 3:27pm.

If that's her picture, then you rock too. :) j/k - Congrats on such a happy marriage.

Submitted by WontonSushi on February 1, 2008 - 3:49pm.

I rock? For rizzo? You know why else I rock - cuz just today I got my highest commission ever, and what am I going to do to celebrate? Anything the hubby wants - which I suspect is going to involve a drink at our favorite bar, some pool, some wham bam thank you madam, and some ice cream zapped in the microwave so it's not too cold on my hubby's teeth. I love you! xo

Submitted by Elit Alice (not verified) on February 1, 2008 - 4:43pm.

sweet! :)

Submitted by Amelia on February 1, 2008 - 5:01pm.

Aw, how cute! Congratulations. That corset picture is hot!!!

Amelia

Submitted by Andy (not verified) on February 1, 2008 - 5:02pm.

Cool, I think my wife rocks too.

Submitted by Amelia on February 1, 2008 - 5:08pm.

And pardon me if my comment was forward. I thought it would be okay, because I'm a girl. It was a compliment!

Amelia

Submitted by Jason on February 1, 2008 - 5:32pm.

Supplemental reason why she rocks: Other girls think she's hot and that just makes one's imagination go off...

Submitted by evilwoobie on February 1, 2008 - 6:57pm.

You're very lucky Mr. Jason. GIrls who love video games are a great catch. You never have to lose a level in any game. Congratulations again!

Submitted by iris (not verified) on February 1, 2008 - 8:01pm.

I think many man out there get's envy at you. Good on you! You know how to choose a wife.

Submitted by kellypea (not verified) on February 1, 2008 - 8:20pm.

Nice. I rock the cat box at my house too. But that's because it isn't picked up on the menfolk's radar. Sadly, my huzbink doesn't have a blog so he can't write these odes to my wonderfulness...Life is so unfair.

Submitted by Whit on February 2, 2008 - 12:38am.

Hey, some strip clubs serve Pepsi- so keep the dream alive.

Submitted by pilotg2 (not verified) on February 2, 2008 - 12:51am.

Man, my wife almost rocks except she refuses to do anything about those pesky sharks.

Submitted by DrowseyMonkey (not verified) on February 2, 2008 - 12:52am.

Ahhh...you're a very cool hubby. lol @ the eggplant thing.

Submitted by kimbathewhitelioness (not verified) on February 2, 2008 - 4:28pm.

Aww, I hope your wife reads your love-note blogs so she can see how you truly appreciate her!

Submitted by antibarbie (not verified) on February 2, 2008 - 10:11pm.

I do all the above too except for the sharks. I ain't gettin' my legs broke by some guy named Frankie fer nobody, forgetabboutit. Oh and the whole coupons thing, oh and the stripper thing since there isn't really much of an audience that would want to see my fat arse bust a move nekkid. Truth be told, I actually don't do hardly any of the things up there aside from the video games but I'm really great in bed so that pretty much makes up for everything else. heh heh heh