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Butt-Squirell Caption Contest

Posted on January 24, 2008 - 7:47am
If  I were a LOLcat I would say something like "IS A THURSDAE CAPSHUN CAHNTEST!!".
 
I'm glad that I'm not a LOLcat.
Butt squirrel
He's all yours...

Comments

Karen's picture
Submitted by Karen on January 24, 2008 - 9:12am.
In his later years, Ted was pestered by his illegitimate half breed squirrel children constantly, looking for cash, acorns and squirrel porn.
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Submitted by cyberfizzle (not verified) on January 24, 2008 - 9:45am.
That squirrel is sodomizing a human! We are now being sodomized by squirrels!? When will we humans stand up for ourselves?! What's worse is that another fellow human watched and took a picture while an older human was being some young squirrel's sex toy.
Jason's picture
Submitted by Jason on January 24, 2008 - 9:52am.
You know how you never completely digest peanuts? Squirrels know it too...
lusciousnis's picture
Submitted by lusciousnis on January 24, 2008 - 11:18am.
'I dun been to the doctor, and they said it was just a growth. I gotta have the little wife cut my trousers special, but other'n that, it don't gimme no problems.'
Andrew's picture
Submitted by Andrew on January 24, 2008 - 11:56am.
Sniff? Sniff? I definitely smell nuts around here somewhere...
meleah rebeccah's picture
Submitted by meleah rebeccah on January 24, 2008 - 12:33pm.
lol @ andrews comment.
Allyn Paul's picture
Submitted by Allyn Paul on January 24, 2008 - 12:46pm.
The squirrel is asking, "Hey is that an authentic Members Only Jacket?" --or-- "Hey, weren't you the guy who played 'Kojak?'"?
Whit's picture
Submitted by Whit on January 24, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Nuts are in the front big guy.
Angie's picture
Submitted by Angie (not verified) on January 24, 2008 - 3:17pm.
Love Andrew's comment as well.
CyberCelt's picture
Submitted by CyberCelt (not verified) on January 24, 2008 - 3:59pm.
I hate those birds. Keep them away from me. Got any nuts?
Jason's picture
Submitted by Jason on January 24, 2008 - 4:11pm.
Harvey went the entire winter without realizing that a family of squirrels had been hibernating in his hind-quarters.
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Submitted by Deb on the Rocks (not verified) on January 24, 2008 - 4:56pm.
Harvey's advancing age meant that gerbils simply didn't cut it any more, but he was finding that squirrels too easily found their way out.
Chica's picture
Submitted by Chica (not verified) on January 24, 2008 - 5:16pm.
3.....2......1... *old man farts*..BLASSSSTOOOOOOOF! Cool blog! :)
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Submitted by Holmes (not verified) on January 24, 2008 - 5:54pm.
Uncle Marvin kept that squirrel attached to his left buttock for the next 5 years. Right up until his last breath, he refused to remove it or let anyone else try to pry it from his backside. He even pulled a gun on his youngest daughter Liza after Thanksgiving dinner of 1994 when she tried to yank it off against his wishes. On his deathbed, he confessed to the doctor that the squirrel was actually his wife Bertha reincarnated. He left the entirety of his fortune to her.
LindaF's picture
Submitted by LindaF on January 24, 2008 - 9:33pm.
LOLsquirrel - hai iz u my ride 2 werk? Andrews gets my vote as well ;)
rollerkaty's picture
Submitted by rollerkaty on January 25, 2008 - 12:57am.
The squirrels are coming! The squirrels are coming! And these aren't just any ordinary squirrels. Enhanced with super-squirrel strength and a sinister craving for human brains, these zombie squirrels are your worst nightmare. BEWARE!
Andrew's picture
Submitted by Andrew on January 25, 2008 - 12:17pm.
Hah! Deb on the Rocks gets my vote! You really can't top gerbil ass humor.
StanHayes's picture
Submitted by StanHayes (not verified) on January 25, 2008 - 12:54pm.
"Well, I just finished putting up all my 'Lost Squirrel' posters. Sure hope someone finds Nutter and gives me a call."
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Submitted by Geekstr on January 26, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Melvin just couldn't let go of his youth. He wanted so much to be like all the other squirrelly-ass teenagers.
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Submitted by Samok Daddy (not verified) on January 26, 2008 - 5:45pm.
We squirrels have surpassed dogs on the evolutionary scale. Can Rover climb up to a man's ass for a little humpity hump? I think not...

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