The Andy Army

As an obsessed blogger, I spend 80% of my day a lot of time looking over my stats.
 
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I keep a watchful eye on useful information such as inbound links, page views, Alexa rankings, number of girls who've sent me naked pictures of themselves, blah, blah. The usual.
 
One stat that I never saw coming is the massive influx of Andys. Or is it Andies? Either way, there's been a whole lot of them cropping up around these parts.
 
There's...

• Atomic Andy of Station Atomica who's all Andy.
• Big Pappa of The Big Bald Blog who's a secret Andy.
• Andy of My Blog Rules - a newcomer to the sea of Andys.

I think there's a few others too - otherwise the reason behind writing this post is sounding pretty lame. Is Geekster an Andy? Maybe it was Caveman?
 
The percentage of new visitors named Andy is growing at an alarming rate (see pie chart). My proposal? Assemble the greatest force ever known to mankind - The Andy Army.
 
All of the Andys that have been lurking, it's time to show yourselves and join up. In addition, I propose we recruit Andys from around the glode such as...

• Andy from Andy Cast - the audio Andy
• Andy Beard - the marketing strategist Andy (armies need those, right?)
• Tyler Mulligan - who's been known to channel his "inner Andy"
• Andy from Compose Yourself - the musical Andy
• Andy Coates - an all around "Andy's Andy"
• Andy Moore - the mobile Andy

Man, that's a lot of linkbait Andys!
 
Also welcomed are any hot chicks name Andy especially if they spell it "Andi". Girls who's names end in an "I" when they should really end in a "Y" are usually self-obsessed and get drunk really easy. (fact)