Ear More Whale Blubber

Posted on January 8, 2008 - 7:00am

No, it's not a typo.

Back when I made a list of suggested New Year's resolutions, one idea was "Ear More Whale Blubber". Certain members of the peanut gallery, namely How2Blogger and Geekster, pointed out what they assumed was a typo.

C'mon people. Do the math. If I made typos, I would be making the resolution of "make less typos".

So just to prove myself (because you people never believe me) I've taken up my own suggestion of earing more whale blubber, video taped it and now present it for your viewing pleasure...

That's what you call irrefutable evidence.

I preemptively accept all apologies.

Now try and tell me that's not awesome.

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Comments

Submitted by Karen on January 8, 2008 - 9:49am.

Ewwwwww. Was that lard in there...'cause I'm pretty sure it's real hard to get whale blubber in the this country. But just think, now your skin and that particular ear will be soft as a baby's behind after they've been washed, lotioned, powdered and just generally made presentable for public viewing (and smelling). You seemed to be having a really great time too...maybe this will become America's new favorite pastime (after nose picking of course).

Submitted by rollerkaty on January 8, 2008 - 10:35am.

I am disturbed. But strangely compelled to procure some whale blubber...

Submitted by Amelia on January 8, 2008 - 11:09am.

Very funny, Mr. Jason! And the moral of the post was that you never make mistakes, right? Right. Right? CAN YOU HEAR ME? WHAT, YOU'RE DEAF NOW?

Amelia

Submitted by Caveman on January 8, 2008 - 11:49am.

I'll have to try that on my wife. Maybe I could just suction off some whale blubber from around her thighs. Doh! -Caveman

Submitted by Geekstr on January 8, 2008 - 11:49am.

Dude, that was awesome...LMAO! You did EAR it! I'm so posting that to Mental Refugee in all it's flab-ulous glory! Thanks for the laugh!

Submitted by DAVE ID on January 8, 2008 - 12:09pm.

Yer a freak. Which only means you've gained more of my respect :D

Submitted by NetNutt (not verified) on January 8, 2008 - 12:14pm.

That was priceless

Submitted by How2Blogger on January 8, 2008 - 1:04pm.

My new hero.

http://www.how2blogger.com

Submitted by Jason on January 8, 2008 - 2:02pm.

@Karen
You don't have "a connection" for whale blubber? I thought everyone was into the whale blubber black-market.

@RollerKaty
I highly recommend it. You may see my new line of blubber facials in stores soon.

@Amelia
What you don't see is the mad dash for q-tips afterward.

@Caveman
You better watch out - your wife will kick your ass (verbally/mentally/physically/etc.)

@Geekster
I've always wanted to be famous for cramming stuff in my ears.

@Dave Id
It takes a lot to gain your respect, huh?

@NetNutt & How2Blogger
Gracias and gracias :)

Submitted by DAVE ID on January 8, 2008 - 2:27pm.

Yeah whale blubber is one way to go :D

Submitted by Andy (not verified) on January 8, 2008 - 2:47pm.

I may have to do a video of a typo that I made. In an email I was talking about how I wanted to sell more "shirts", but in my haste to complete that email, I neglected to put the "r" in the word "shirts". Sigh

Submitted by Great White Snark on January 8, 2008 - 5:24pm.

My favorite part is your obvious delight in slamming the whale blubber into your ear. Great White Snark - Taking swipes at the soft, furry underbelly of geek culture. www.greatwhitesnark.com

Great White Snark - Taking swipes at the soft, furry underbelly of geek culture. www.greatwhitesnark.com

Submitted by Deb on the Rocks (not verified) on January 8, 2008 - 8:52pm.

That was so hot. So very hot. I thought baby oil was something, but now I know it's just a gateway oil. I never knew I had a whale blubber / ear fetish. I'm off to search the net for other kindred fetishites to send them here.

Submitted by Mary (not verified) on January 8, 2008 - 9:09pm.

You forgot the disclaimer...no actual whales were blubbered for the making of this video. Don't all great videos have a disclaimer? There is something disturbing about how happy you are to be permanently damaging your hearing. LMAO!

Submitted by meleah rebeccah on January 9, 2008 - 1:38am.

you are sofa king awesome dood. you and your wife are THE BEST.

Submitted by Tara (not verified) on January 9, 2008 - 1:27pm.

fascinating!

Submitted by Lis on January 9, 2008 - 1:53pm.

That's real whale blubber? And you look so happy earing it too. Ewwww.

Submitted by Jason on January 9, 2008 - 2:53pm.

@Andy
I would pay to see that video...shit seller. :P

@Great White Snark
I recommend it as a new cure for depression. No side effects either.

@Deb
I've finally achieved my dream of fathering a fetish! :)

@Mary
I prefer to keep people guessing...

@Meleah
I can't believe Wonton didn't barf. You can hear her groaning if you listen carefully.

@Lis
Actually it's pina colada Jello with corn starch added to make it cloudy! Shhhh. :)

Submitted by evilwoobie on January 9, 2008 - 8:15pm.

The giggles/guffaws from my PC room sent the hubby and the baby running in. They took one look at the video and said: "Is that a new movie called 'Earwax Ambition'? Man, Americans are weird." ROFLMAO

Submitted by ZenShadow on January 9, 2008 - 8:27pm.

That was worth the price of admission! Is Gorilla Ear Wax soft and gooey or hard and crunchy?

Submitted by ZenShadow on January 9, 2008 - 8:29pm.

Did you use a Stunt Ear?

Submitted by ZenShadow on January 9, 2008 - 8:38pm.

It's fun to read the Recent Comments Column with no punctuation, not considering the user id's as ownership, but rather just the next word in a sentence kind of way. ... That was worth the price of ZenShadow The giggles/guffaws from my evilwoobie and apparently I cant even meleah rebeccah Oh! Man! I ahve been doing meleah rebeccah Alright, now you made me Karen @Andy I would pay to see Jason

Submitted by ZenShadow on January 9, 2008 - 8:40pm.

* best understood while listening to Candy by Mandy Moore followed by Marcy Playground's Sex & Candy.