WTF, Orangina?

Posted on January 3, 2008 - 6:46am

Seriously. WTF?

I've always had a special place in my heart for the French orange carbonated drink Orangina. Not because I've ever tasted it but because it rhymes with vagina. And that's awesome.

I'm also reminded of rock-wuss Scott Stap who was charged with assault after throwing a bottle of Orangina at his wife while "hopped up on drugs". If you can't throw a bottle of Orangina at your wife these days, who can you throw a bottle of Orangina at?

Anyway, then I saw the following video and I haven't been able to wipe the confused look off of my face for the last 12 hours...

Soooooo...

Ummmm...

Since when did soft-core furrie porn become a marketing device?

If you're anything like me you've heard the phrase "tentacle porn" and it makes you giggle. But using it to promote your (supposedly) tasty beverage?

I also like the word Orangina because it's also a good word for describing Lindsay Lohan's naughty bits.

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Comments

Submitted by Lis on January 3, 2008 - 7:34am.

Tentacle porn always reminds me of those Giant Squid/Hogwarts/Potter/Weasley/Anything with orifices fanfics floating around out there. If you'll (general you) like to keep your Harry Potter memories pure and innocent, I suggest you don't go googling the fics I've mentioned above.

Submitted by lusciousnis on January 3, 2008 - 8:56am.

Uh, I'd never heard of Tentacle Porn before. Freaks. All I know is, I'm scared & I want my mommy. I'm partial to Firecrotch- but after that video, I can see Orangina for the pantiless wonder. Hey Jason, where's the Thursday caption contest?? Way to ruin my morning!

Submitted by Karen on January 3, 2008 - 9:06am.

that cannot possibly be for release in the US...it doesn't have that touch of sublty in it US advertisers would put in, like having people humping the soft drink instead of animals. Really Jason, that was just creepy. Totally. Creepy. I hope I never see a bottle of that stuff in the supermarket or I may very well go running out screaming and laughing hysterically.

Submitted by Aizat on January 3, 2008 - 10:18am.

i not even heard about orangina. but look at the drink make me thirsty

Submitted by Sam (not verified) on January 3, 2008 - 10:30am.

Maybe they are changing their marketing audience. The bear and deer markets are virtually free from competition. heh

Submitted by meleah rebeccah on January 3, 2008 - 10:56am.

"Not because I've ever tasted it but because it rhymes with vagina. And that's awesome." ROTFLMAO

Submitted by Jason on January 3, 2008 - 1:35pm.

@Lis
I'm sorry that your Harry Potter memories have been so horribly corrupted. maybe it's time to seek some therapy and talk about it. :P

@Nis
"I'm partial to Firecrotch" - hey, you said it, not me. It wasn't Thursday this morning in my world.

@Karen
Nope, it was for French audiences.

@Aizat
I'm curious to try it myself.

@Sam
Unfortunately wildlife very rarely ever catch on to watching viral videos. They stick to memes and chain emails I think.

@Meleah
Same deal with Angina - the awesomest of all heart diseases.

Submitted by Whit on January 3, 2008 - 6:02pm.

Ah, porn. I don't care how they sell it, it smells just as sweet.

Submitted by antibarbie (not verified) on January 3, 2008 - 7:29pm.

It's going to take all night for me to get that video out of my brain. Disturbing. The furry lovers must be in heaven though. That octopus with boobs picture is wrong in so many ways. Are there really people out there that find that sexy?

Submitted by vrtualme on January 4, 2008 - 12:52am.

did you catch all those guys blowing their load on that girl's chest?

Submitted by DAVE ID on January 4, 2008 - 11:03pm.

Vive la France. Dude this is so soft you have no idea. You guys have Parent Councils on TV and shit like that watchdoging and making sure primetime is wholesome and family oriented. Just up north, in French Canada, it's TnA if the script calls for it. They'll show it on the 6 o'clock news. French, starts with F, like Food, Fun and Fucking. All the good things in life the French invented :D

Submitted by LindaF on January 5, 2008 - 1:33am.

Well... I always know where to turn for more Furrie action. Is there something you're not telling us Jay?

Submitted by Jason on January 5, 2008 - 8:06am.

@Whit
Dude, you're not supposed to smell porn.

@AntiBarbie
Oh yes, there are furries out there. Educate the children of the world and one day we may see a furrie-free future.

@vrtualme
I believe that's referred to as a "pearl necklace".

@Dave
Wait, are you defending bestiality? It's cool and everything but my cat won't be allowed to read your blog any longer. The French also invented flatulence. Export that. :P

@Linda
I am totally fascinated by furries and their creepy/weird culture. Not in a "he was really fascinated by the cult and it's leader so he joined up and started brewing up the biggest batch of Kool-Aid ever" kind of way but more in a "I can't stop watching this Michael Jackson interview" kind of way.

Submitted by DAVE ID on January 5, 2008 - 12:53pm.

I think flatulence is an Arabian thing, or is that belching at the table? O_o