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Crotch Looker Caption Contest

Posted on December 20, 2007 - 7:49am
It's Thursday and you know what that means. No? It's Caption Contest day and this one should be a no-brainer...
 Crotch Inspector
Put on your thinking-helmet, stop sneaking the Xmas candy (it's for the damn guests!) and give it your best shot, Tiger.

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Karen's picture
Submitted by Karen on December 20, 2007 - 8:00am.
woman: Sir, I believe your penis is speaking to me. man: Well, why don't you take him out and have a face to face discussion.
Rattling the Kettle's picture
Submitted by Rattling the Kettle on December 20, 2007 - 10:22am.
"You're right, Michael. They *are* bigger than the yellow one."
Caveman's picture
Submitted by Caveman (not verified) on December 20, 2007 - 11:27am.
"Smells like you've been in the barn banging sheep again Jethro."
Karen's picture
Submitted by Karen on December 20, 2007 - 6:18pm.
You're my hero Caveman.
Average Joe's picture
Submitted by Average Joe on December 20, 2007 - 11:31am.
Guy: "Whatcha looking at?" Girl: "Apparantly, nothing much..."
meleah rebeccah's picture
Submitted by meleah rebeccah on December 20, 2007 - 12:02pm.
Karen's comment = KILLING ME. My caption (lame at best) Mmm. Lunch.
Karen's picture
Submitted by Karen on December 20, 2007 - 6:17pm.
Oh please Meleah...'Mmmm. Lunch.' That is a classic. It pushes so many subconscious buttons. And brings to mind all those blow jobs in the past. Or were you going for the cannibalism thing, 'cause I can totally roll with that too. Lorena Bobbitt is having a barbecue over at her place this weekend! I call shotgun!
Jason's picture
Submitted by Jason on December 20, 2007 - 12:06pm.
Yeah...I suppose I'd hit that.
antibarbie's picture
Submitted by antibarbie (not verified) on December 20, 2007 - 12:10pm.
You know you have a bad case of crabs when they start congregating on the outside of your clothing.
moooooog35's picture
Submitted by moooooog35 (not verified) on December 20, 2007 - 12:21pm.
Nike unveils it's latest "Just Do It" ad.
lusciousnis's picture
Submitted by lusciousnis on December 20, 2007 - 3:05pm.
'Nope, I don't see a panty line!'
Jason's picture
Submitted by Jason on December 20, 2007 - 3:58pm.
Xray Vision Girl has yet to master the art of being inconspicuous.
 
or
 
No! Up here! This is my Nerf! Check this out! Who calls that a Nerf??
Karen's picture
Submitted by Karen on December 20, 2007 - 6:20pm.
So, now I know what it feels like when I talk to a woman's boobs instead of her face. I don't see what you gals are so upset about.
Beth's picture
Submitted by Beth on December 20, 2007 - 8:54pm.
Karen's first comment wins- hands down.
I'm not disturbed. Just irregular.
BigPappa's picture
Submitted by BigPappa on December 20, 2007 - 9:05pm.
Well, you're no BigPappa but it will have to do.
Lis's picture
Submitted by Lis on December 21, 2007 - 2:10am.
What am I supposed to be looking at?
Evil Woobie's picture
Submitted by Evil Woobie (not verified) on December 22, 2007 - 2:45pm.
"Don't mind the guy with the Nike cap, he's just my pimp." "So, tonight then?" "Sure, baby."
Raven's picture
Submitted by Raven (not verified) on December 22, 2007 - 6:45pm.
Uhhhh ..

So, are you an eunuch or you just not happy to see me?

meleah rebeccah's picture
Submitted by meleah rebeccah on December 23, 2007 - 9:59pm.
KAREN, is my new female hero of comedy.... for real.
Geekstr's picture
Submitted by Geekstr (not verified) on December 24, 2007 - 9:14pm.
So, that's what that thing is for?
monkee's picture
Submitted by monkee on January 18, 2008 - 5:30pm.
No I said look at this ball

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