Things You Could Do With 184 Kittens

"Oh what one would do for the company of 184 kittens..."
- Dick Cheney
 
I already know what I would do with a bounty of 184 kittens but what could you do? I dare say that the possibilities are nearly endless.
 
You could find 184 "stuffs" to put upon them.
 
You could masturbate 184 times in a row without fear of disturbing the natural order of things.
 
Making Kitten Soup is popular this time of year although watch out for step 6 - " Pound the kitten until tender and chop into fingernail sized bits, taking care not to kill the kitten." Tricky at best.
 
Line them all up and decide which one looks the most like Hitler.
 
Spend long sleepless nights teaching them to love you...and then make them hate you.
 
Start a Kitten War!
 
Develop a healthy Kitten Huffing addiction (for which there is no 12 step program).
 
So now your totally stoked about winning 184 kittens. Let me hear you scream it!! Whoa, easy, tiger. You'll need to complete a few tasks first. Why? Because I've entered a into a friendly little contest and have been doing better than expected! Now I'm asking for a little help. Normally I wouldn't ask but as of right now I'm in 7th place and may very well be on my way to winning.
 
Here's what you can do to help me (because you love me)...

1. Sign up with MyBlogLog and join the GorillaSushi Community. Let me know that you've done it here in the comments so I can gratefully join yours in return.
2. Tell other people! The more people that join my community, the more of a chance this scrappy underdog has of winning. If you blog about my struggle, leave a comment here with a link so I can write a glowing review of you, your blog and your awesome mustache (if applicable).

That's it! If I win I'm going to write a whole post composed of links to the blogs of every single member of the community. Help me out and I just may publish those nude photos of Rudy Giuliani and myself frolicking in a pool of dead baby seals.
Oh, there's one rule:
If you're really expecting to receive any kittens, you should go ahead and wait in the foyer for mum and dad to come pick you up. They'll be here shortly and please don't touch anything.