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The Best of My Desires

You can call it Christmas, Xmas, Hanukkah, Quanza, Festivus or "Let's Exchange Presents and Eat Lame Food Day" but whatever you call it, it's creeping up.
 
I've learned that as I get older, it becomes harder to buy me gifts. To combat the possibility of receiving a bulk-pack of prescription grade underwear I've made a few lists of ideas for my loved ones to peruse through.
 
For your entertainment, I bring you some of the more interesting items...
 
Cobra Snake WhiskeyCobra Snake Whiskey
This special whiskey is infused with a farm real farm raised baby Cobra snake, ginseng roots and herbal seed pods. The whiskey is steeped for several months, which then imparts a unique flavor into the whiskey, it is quite an acquired taste. The story is that this is used in SE Asia as a very strong Aphrodisiac; and it also has many medical uses, such as the treatment of back and muscle pain.
*Also available - Scorpion Vodka.
 
 

Badass headphones G. I. Headphones from SkullCandy
Screw ear buds. If you want quality sound, you need quality head-phones and these are about as obnoxious as they get. Do I really want these? Would I really wear them in public? Maybe. Maybe I would frame them and hang them in my living room or leave them on the coffee table as a conversation piece...
 
 

Creepy hand soap HandSoap
This is actual soap shaped like little hands! Each ‘hand’ is hand made. The soaps range from 1/2” to 2”. you will get at least 10 hands (at least/about 100 grams of soap). It’s goat’s milk + vegetable glycerin & has a light scent. These would be the perfect soap for our powder room (the bathroom most used by guests). I wonder who would use it and who would just stare, confused.
 
 

Bubble wrap toyPuchiPuchi Bubble Wrap Toy
There is something about popping bubble wrap that is just plain addictive. If you agree, the PuchiPuchi Bubble Wrap Toy (Japanese) just might be right up your alley. The device is battery operated, so as long as there is enough juice, you can pop away to your heart’s content. Be careful though, something like this could slowly take over your life. In the beginning you take it out every once in awhile for that quick fix, and the next thing you know you are sitting alone in the dark, crying your eyes out with your PuchiPuchi and a box full of batteries. There's also a movie on the site that may cause seizures.

Comments

Amelia's picture
Those freaky little soap hands will get drunk on your cobra snake sex-whiskey, and go to town popping your bubble-wrap toy which let's face it, will be a sort of release for them. Then your Xmas stocking plan will have gone all to hell, dude.
Amelia
DAVE ID's picture
Dave wants the Hand Soap
Max's picture
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vrtualme's picture
i've been in the market for headphones and i keep seeing strange skullcandy ones every where. and weren't the baby hands on your list last year?

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cooper's picture
Love those little soaps. All great ideas. No one needs an other sweater.
cooper
Adrienne Zurub's picture
The little hand soaps scare me...although they would be clever 'little' presents. Adrienne Zurub author 'Notes From the Mothership The Naked Invisibles'
Robin Sardini's picture
Now that is the most unusual Chrismas list I've ever seen, but I must say it's fascinating and certainly would be the talk of the relatives in my family if I'd given them a list like that ;-) Thanks for the entertainment!
meleah rebeccah's picture
Ill be needing that whiskey when I move in 18 days...and id love to freak out my parents with that hand soap. Ha.
Jason's picture
@Amelia
At least I'll still have the headphones?
 
@Dave
Being French, you probably need it (I'm not sure what the exact correlation is but it sounds insulting enough). :P
 
@vrtualme
Yeah, I'm still dreaming about those creepy little soaps. I'll get my hands on them (snort) one day.
 
@Cooper
Alright then, I'll return the truckload of sweaters I bought for you (from some expensive place).
 
@Adrienne
I delight in creeping out my house guests (subtly).
 
@Robin
Thanks and welcome!
 
@Meleah
But your parents wouldn't give a second thought to the cobra whiskey? Must be a Jersey thing...
DAVE ID's picture
Vas te faire foutre :P Kidding ;) Trust me I'm the first one to complain about French people needing a shower. Well they shower, it's the deodorant part they don't get.
Valentin's picture
I bet that, after such a treatment, that cobra will never suffer of back and muscle pain.
Shine's picture
That hand soap is intresting, usually we wash our hands with the soap, now somebody will give us a hand to wash our hands. It is kind of freaky. Is a soap that makes you think, what the heck is this?! hehe
WesWyatt's picture
The "Hand" Soaps Rock! And the Whiskey scares me to death! You thought people that eat the worm are crazy...
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