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Jesus Inspires

Posted on May 19, 2007 - 1:22pm
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Think you can do better? I've numbered them so you can suggest your own captions.

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WontonSushi's picture
Submitted by WontonSushi on May 19, 2007 - 1:57pm.
1.  Jedi training at Jesus camp
2.  Monkey in the middle
3. Jesus loves girls in short skirts
4.  Winning is everything - sayeth Jesus
5.  Running for pork chop sandwiches
6.  Safety first - always protect those "special areas"
7. Go for the crouch Jimmy!
8.  I've got you now!
9.  Next step"sparkle notion!"
10.  Even Jesus can't wear sandals will ice skating
11.  Only white rich kids get to go skiing - so only they get to go to heaven
12. Jesus runs like a girl.
jules's picture
Submitted by jules on May 20, 2007 - 10:14pm.

shock and awe.
i got nothin'.

nice captions gold team leaders.

Jason's picture
Submitted by Jason on May 21, 2007 - 12:48pm.
Speachless? Fo rizzo? Wow. Go me.
Lovecraftian Girlfriend's picture
Submitted by Lovecraftian Gi... on May 28, 2007 - 2:06pm.
1. "The first rule of Fight Club is...you do not talk about Fight Club." I wish there was a bowling one so I could make a 'Big Lebowski' reference....
lusciousnis's picture
Submitted by lusciousnis on May 28, 2008 - 8:14am.
Awesome. I heart Better off Dead quotes. 1. 'I asked for Mr. Miyagi- I got Jesus instead. Damn!' 2. Jesus loves to play Keep Away 3. Dance, Monkeys, Dance! 4.'If you believe in me then you will balance that on your head all day. If not, you know where you're going..' (#5 is too good- I got nuthin for that one) 6. He heals the lame. 7. Jimmy can't wait to brag about how he took down the son of God! 8. Another 'miracle' virgin pregnancy in the making 9. "Now lemme see those jazz hands!" 10. 'Have a nice TRIP, Jesus!' 11. Jesus made these moguls just for you. 12.'You've got a hell of a lot to learn about volleyball, Jesus. You're not supposed to kick it!'

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