Mark Foley Is Destined To Become Slang For Creepy IMing

Below are some of the most creeptastic moments from Mark Foley's old-man-pedo-flirt-fest (Full Transcript). And the winners from the creepy category are....
 
Maf54 (7:46:33 PM): did any girl give you a haand job this weekend
(Page-Age 16) (7:46:38 PM): lol no
 
Maf54 (7:48:00 PM): did you spank it this weekend yourself
(Page-Age 16) (7:48:04 PM): no
(Page-Age 16) (7:48:16 PM): been too tired and too busy
 
Maf54 (7:57:05 PM): i always use lotion and the hand
Maf54 (7:59:48 PM): is your little guy limp...or growing
Maf54 (8:01:21 PM): i am hard as a rock..so tell me when your reaches rock (Page-Age 16) (8:01:23 PM): i have a cast fetish
 
Maf54 (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me
(Page-Age 16) (8:08:38 PM): ive already told you that
Maf54 (8:08:47 PM): tell me again
(Page-Age 16) (8:08:49 PM): 7 and 1/2
 
Maf54 (8:10:40 PM): take it out
(Page-Age 16) (8:10:54 PM): brb...my mom is yelling