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March 12: Fire

Posted on March 12, 2007 - 9:38pm

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Submitted by cohona on March 12, 2007 - 9:41pm.
It's a delicacy! Almost as good as the toxic fumes, woooooooo...
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Submitted by Jason on March 13, 2007 - 5:26am.
I've been sitting staring at this flaming monkey for about 5 minutes straight trying to think up something witty, sarcastic or funny but everything I've got is canceled out by the awesomeness.
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Submitted by jules on March 13, 2007 - 8:16am.

This is sort of how it went:

Me: "I have a photo to take tonight. Fire."

Her: "What are you going to do?"

Me: "Burn something in the outdoor fireplace."

Her: "Let's burn a monkey to post on gorillasushi!"

Me: "Hahahaha. Ok."

(returns with monkey stuffed animal I receieved last year as a present)

Her: "Holy shit, thats a huge monkey!" (it was actually - now its a pile of burnt, water soaked goo on my back patio)

It went up quick, burned higher than anticipated (which is why the camera is not pointed for a long shot), stunk up the entire backyard, was hard as FUCK to put out (must have been sprayed with the hose for a good 10 minutes before the flames died) and looked AWESOME on fire.

So thanks T (Cohona), for the Mondavi-fueled idea last night.

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Submitted by GorillaSushi on March 13, 2007 - 12:22pm.
My first effigy.
 
*honored*
GorillaSushi
cohona's picture
Submitted by cohona on March 13, 2007 - 12:28pm.
wine=clever ideas=lighter fluid=burning shit. get ready for some mother nature puking retardedness, its ON.
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Submitted by Papillon on March 14, 2007 - 9:05am.
you are still a sicko. did you let the kids watch?
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Submitted by jules on March 14, 2007 - 10:26am.

I try to keep it contained.
No peanut gallery this time.
I didn't want to read an essay "What I did over Spring Break" and have it include flaming gorillas.
The wide eyed stares from "We threw a couch in the pool this weekend!" was enough for the term.

Besides - that couch might take a dip in the Lake this weekend. I am not promising but stranger things have been known to happen. "Canoe? Who needs a fucking canoe guys, we GOT A COUCH!"

I am either planting seeds for: creative minds or complete deviants.
Bets?
(sigh)

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