So Not Whipped

I was recently accused of being "whipped". Well my friends, this couldn't be further from the truth.
 
I won't ask you to take my word for it. Instead, I submit for you an extensive photographic body of evidence.
 
We begin with breakfast. Below is a picture of my wife (Jennae) making me my second breakfast. You see, I had to pitch her first attempt because it didn't have enough "character".
 
Now we're learning how Daddy likes his eggs.


Breakfast was delicious but I told her it sucked.
 
Afterwards, I decided to play some video games but our couch is just a little too soft.


Much better.
 
OMG! Did you hear that Brittney shaved her head?? OMG! OMG!!! I wonder what Jennae would look like with a bald head...


Halfway through I realized that she was going to look like an idiot so we left it with a half mullet. That's one haircut that I'm glad I don't have to walk around with. Sucker.


Whenever we play "Evolutionary Blunder", I always get to be the super-intelligent scientist.
 
And finally, if I were truly whipped, do you think I would be able to get away with putting a picture like this up on the internet?


Awww. What a cute little elf!
 
Production Note: You may think that I'm pretty cool because I have a lab coat just hanging around the house but that's not the half of it. Check out the name on the chest...


I'm Awesome.