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where to buy wellbutrin order strattera Jason's blog http://www.gorillasushi.com/?q=blog/18/atom/feed 2009-09-29T13:18:44-07:00 SPONSOR POST: share your pdf book http://www.gorillasushi.com/?q=node/SPONSOR_POST_share_your_pdf_book 2011-02-13T10:58:26-07:00 2011-02-13T10:58:26-07:00 Jason
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My First Threadless Shirt Design http://www.gorillasushi.com/?q=node/My_First_Threadless_Shirt_Design 2009-12-31T11:49:53-07:00 2009-12-31T11:49:53-07:00 Jason

Threadless works with artist from all over the world, taking in designs and putting them up for public vote. Winning designs are put into production, made available for sale and the artists are handsomely compensated!

Yesterday I submitted my very first design!

Threadless works with artist from all over the world, taking in designs and putting them up for public vote. Winning designs are put into production, made available for sale and the artists are handsomely compensated!

Yesterday I submitted my very first design!

If you like it, please take a minute to go HERE and rate it and indicate that you would consider buying it on a shirt (not any commitment, just opinion). You'll need to sign in/up to rate.

Any votes are very much appreciated!

Gingerbread House http://www.gorillasushi.com/?q=node/Gingerbread_House 2009-12-25T10:24:32-07:00 2009-12-25T10:24:32-07:00 Jason

I Photoshopped this Xmas gift for you, internet.

Gingerbread House

I Photoshopped this Xmas gift for you, internet.

Gingerbread House

Best Conversation Ever http://www.gorillasushi.com/?q=node/Best_Conversation_Ever 2009-12-01T22:04:03-07:00 2009-12-01T22:04:03-07:00 Jason

A conversation I just had on Tumblr regarding the possibility of someone driving my broke ass to a tweetup in San Francisco. Note that I spoke in pictures as well as words.

Me:  Who …is driving me to San Francisco in January?

Monkeyfrog:  Are you very, very brave?

Me:  I fear nothing except deep water and carnival rides such as The Zipper.

Do-over:  I will pick Monkeyfrog up. She and I will pick you up. There are certain talents you will need to exhibit. I’m sure you’ll do fine.

Me:  I can play America the Beautiful on the tuba. No I can’t. I can probably figure out how to tap dance though.

A conversation I just had on Tumblr regarding the possibility of someone driving my broke ass to a tweetup in San Francisco. Note that I spoke in pictures as well as words.

Me:  Who …is driving me to San Francisco in January?

Monkeyfrog:  Are you very, very brave?

Me:  I fear nothing except deep water and carnival rides such as The Zipper.

Do-over:  I will pick Monkeyfrog up. She and I will pick you up. There are certain talents you will need to exhibit. I’m sure you’ll do fine.

Me:  I can play America the Beautiful on the tuba. No I can’t. I can probably figure out how to tap dance though.

Monkeyfrog:  Just show us your tuba and hold onto your fucking hat.

Me: 

Do-over:  I think I can fit it in the back. What.

Ted Kennedy Is My Power Animal http://www.gorillasushi.com/?q=node/Ted_Kennedy_Is_My_Power_Animal_0 2009-11-27T12:33:09-07:00 2009-11-27T12:33:09-07:00 Jason

After a twisted series of back and forth jokes on my Tumblr blog, I came up with this design for a t-shirt.

Ted Kennedy Power Animal

A few people actually were interested in buying one so I made a Zazzle store where you can now purchase them!

After a twisted series of back and forth jokes on my Tumblr blog, I came up with this design for a t-shirt.

Ted Kennedy Power Animal

A few people actually were interested in buying one so I made a Zazzle store where you can now purchase them!

Also available on mugs, travel mugs and tote bags.

Makes a somewhat greatest gift ever. Pretty much.

Chop Cup http://www.gorillasushi.com/?q=node/Chop_Cup 2009-11-12T08:14:11-07:00 2009-11-12T08:14:11-07:00 Jason

Not what you're expecting.

There's some pictures of the props on Flickr and a behind the scenes time-lapse video here.

Not what you're expecting.

There's some pictures of the props on Flickr and a behind the scenes time-lapse video here.

Tonya Harding Fantasies http://www.gorillasushi.com/?q=node/Tonya_Harding_Fantasies 2009-11-04T21:36:12-07:00 2009-11-04T21:36:12-07:00 Jason

Caution: Reading further may cause you to lose all faith in mankind. Especially the man kind of mankind.

(Please) don't ask me how I came upon the official Tonya Harding website. I just did, alright?

I was, of course, skeptical at first that the legendary T-Hard would have such a lackluster representation on the internets but there's a video right on the front page, thanking you for your support and visiting this, her official website.

Can't argue with science.

Then I noticed an innocuous little link, titled "Fantasy."

Oh yes.

Caution: Reading further may cause you to lose all faith in mankind. Especially the man kind of mankind.

(Please) don't ask me how I came upon the official Tonya Harding website. I just did, alright?

I was, of course, skeptical at first that the legendary T-Hard would have such a lackluster representation on the internets but there's a video right on the front page, thanking you for your support and visiting this, her official website.

Can't argue with science.

Then I noticed an innocuous little link, titled "Fantasy."

Oh yes.

They say it better than I ever could - "There are 1581 fantasy stories and messages, and they're all about Tonya Harding." In other words, Tonya Harding erotic fan fiction! Just when I thought I had won at the internet, I realize there's yet another link for "Rejected Fantasies."

Sweet baby Jesus. This is like Yahoo Answers meets Literotica. Some fine excepts include:

  • "this is so great i love it i wish i could watch it all the time i masturbate to it frequntyly then me and my woman go and fuck like caged monkeys"
  • "...then my wife would put on the fake dick and fuck tonya in her pussy and ass hole long and hard till the bitch can’t take anymore then we would chain her to to bed to fuck her any time we want."
  • "She has wicked–awesome body‚ looks good naked and knows how to skate at the Olympic level."

Let's take a minute to celebrate all of humanity.

Right In the Goddamned Penis http://www.gorillasushi.com/?q=node/Right_In_the_Goddamned_Penis 2009-11-03T10:12:13-07:00 2009-11-03T10:12:13-07:00 Jason

There are times when I fear somebody out there's going to revoke my License to Photoshop.

Right in the Penis

There are times when I fear somebody out there's going to revoke my License to Photoshop.

Right in the Penis

Cheap Moving Boxes http://www.gorillasushi.com/?q=node/Cheap_Moving_Boxes 2009-10-30T16:04:18-07:00 2009-10-30T16:04:18-07:00 Jason

The following is a paid review:

Moving stinks.

The following is a paid review:

Moving stinks.

No matter if you're moving on up into a bigger and better future, the act of moving is always a hassle. The smart mover looks over the situation and cuts out all potential headaches BEFORE they happen. One keystone of the moving process is the cardboard box. If you're like me, you've scavenged boxes from work or coerced the produce kid to bring you some apple boxes from the back. Unfortunately you might also know that free boxes are typically worth exactly what you paid for them. They crumble, fold and buckle. They're stained, dirty and can even harbor mysterious odors. This is a headache you don't need. A headache that can affect the packing, moving and unpacking processes!

So I say buy some quality boxes.

MovingDayBoxes.com offers cheap moving boxes to make your move a lot less stressful. They've got boxes of all sizes, including wardrobe and file boxes. Looking for some guidance? Take a look at the kits they offer which include the recommended number of boxes for your rooms AND supplies like tape, bubble wrap and markers.

Whether this is your first big move or your one hundredth, MovingDayBoxes.com has tons of useful tips and ideas to make everything turn out smoother. For instance, Never wrap lamp shades in newspaper, as the ink will soil the shade!

Taco Jason http://www.gorillasushi.com/?q=node/Taco_Jason 2009-10-30T15:34:51-07:00 2009-10-30T15:34:51-07:00 Jason

There is so much personal win in this picture.

Taco Jason

Taco Jason is my new Santa Claus.

There is so much personal win in this picture.

Taco Jason

Taco Jason is my new Santa Claus.

60 Seconds of Cat Confusion http://www.gorillasushi.com/?q=node/60_Seconds_of_Cat_Confusion 2009-10-27T16:02:48-07:00 2009-10-27T16:02:48-07:00 Jason

Cats are easily confused.

 

Cats are easily confused.

 

The Eyeballing Game http://www.gorillasushi.com/?q=node/The_Eyeballing_Game 2009-10-15T14:52:24-07:00 2009-10-15T14:52:24-07:00 Jason

Some people are bothered by pictures on the wall hanging slightly crooked. Others may not even be aware that something may be amiss.

Others are just obsessed OCD freaks. Like ME!

I found this simple Flash game, The Eyeballing Game, and haven't been able to stop playing.

Follow the instructions for each screen, estimating where certain points should fall. Play three rounds to see your average score then compare scores against others in real time.

Some people are bothered by pictures on the wall hanging slightly crooked. Others may not even be aware that something may be amiss.

Others are just obsessed OCD freaks. Like ME!

I found this simple Flash game, The Eyeballing Game, and haven't been able to stop playing.

Follow the instructions for each screen, estimating where certain points should fall. Play three rounds to see your average score then compare scores against others in real time.

See if you can beat my scores...

Los Angeles Criminal Defense Lawyer http://www.gorillasushi.com/?q=node/Los_Angeles_Criminal_Defense_Lawyer 2009-10-12T15:22:17-07:00 2009-10-12T15:22:17-07:00 Jason

A criminal defense lawyer is a lawyer specializing in the defense of individuals and companies charged with criminal conduct. In the United States, criminal defense lawyers deal with the issues surrounding the apprehension, searches of client or property, and arrest of his or her client as well as any statements the client may have made. Criminal defense lawyers also deal with the substantive issues of the crimes his or her clients are charged with.

A criminal defense lawyer is a lawyer specializing in the defense of individuals and companies charged with criminal conduct. In the United States, criminal defense lawyers deal with the issues surrounding the apprehension, searches of client or property, and arrest of his or her client as well as any statements the client may have made. Criminal defense lawyers also deal with the substantive issues of the crimes his or her clients are charged with. In the United States criminal defendants are entitled to the presumption of innocence until prosecutors prove each essential element of a crime beyond a reasonable doubt. Criminal defense lawyers actively pursue their client's cause through all stages of a criminal prosecution.

Criminal defense lawyers in the United States who are employed by governmental entities such as counties, states, and the federal government are often referred to as public defenders. These are often fresh law school graduates seeking to gain quick courtroom experience, but there are many older, extremely well experienced lawyers who have made public defending a lifetime vocation. There are also private defense lawyers who are retained by individual clients on a case by case basis.

Criminal defense work can be intimidating to some lawyers as the specter of a client going to jail for long periods of time or even being subjected to capital punishment looms over some defendants.

If you have been arrested or accused of a crime, it's important that you know your rights. A local defense lawyer can help explain these rights to you and work with you to fight any charges throughout your case. You have the right to have an attorney with you every step of your case.

One such Los Angeles Criminal Defense Lawyer, George Kita, is an experienced and dedicated juvenile law attorney who has handled more than 1000 juvenile cases.

Vampire Weekend - Oxford Comma http://www.gorillasushi.com/?q=node/Vampire_Weekend_Oxford_Comma 2009-10-06T07:11:26-07:00 2009-10-06T07:11:26-07:00 Jason

Reasons why I love this video...

Reasons why I love this video...

  • It's a great song.
  • I used to drive a very similar car.
  • Cows!
Chicago(ish) Tweetup http://www.gorillasushi.com/?q=node/Chicagoish_Tweetup 2009-09-29T13:18:44-07:00 2009-09-29T13:18:44-07:00 Jason

So I went to the Chicago(ish) Tweetup last Saturday and it was AWESOME.

Tater tots, cookies, alcohol and tons of hilarious people from the internets. Kissed and hugged some old friends and met some new ones.

There's a ton of pics from the event in the Flickr pool. I however, didn't think to take one single picture. Instead, I've hijacked the existing pictures and Photoshop'd them to reflect what I remember happening.

So I went to the Chicago(ish) Tweetup last Saturday and it was AWESOME.

Tater tots, cookies, alcohol and tons of hilarious people from the internets. Kissed and hugged some old friends and met some new ones.

There's a ton of pics from the event in the Flickr pool. I however, didn't think to take one single picture. Instead, I've hijacked the existing pictures and Photoshop'd them to reflect what I remember happening.

Chicagoish Tweetup lindstifa and Worldwarmike

Chicagoish Tweetup Giromide and Lindstifa

Chicagoish Tweetup Giromide WifeofTJ TJ