I was browsing through Yahoo! Answers (aka cesspool of the ignorant) and found this nifty yet pointless question...

Ok, so it's not so horrible. In fact, it inspired some semi-awesome answers like... ... Continued

Check out my awesomeness.
 
A bunch of days ago some douche-bags just like you asked me to grant their life-long wishes and answer their lame questions.
 
I normally don't do this kind of stuff seeing as I'm always busy with my job, taste testing martinis, working on my car, fending off the ladies and I've even started a small escort business. But since all of the questions were asked by the loveliest ladies of the internet, I feel obligated to enlighten. ... Continued

Alright, I'm throwing in the towel on Doodle Week.
 
As much as I want to put (digital) pen to (digital) paper on a daily basis, I lack the capacity to create a simple doodle and instead find myself meticulously fabricating, building layer after layer in Photoshop and stressing out over finding the right look. Oops, there goes an hour or two.
 
What's the big deal about blowing an hour or two? You see, the excuses are strong in this one. ... Continued

My second entry for Doodle Week and the theme is "Doodle Monster"!

I'm running way late - this was supposed to be Friday's doodle.
 
Anyone interested in participating in Doodle Week should ... Continued

Today is the first week of Doodle Week and the theme is "Doodle You"!
 
I spent about 45 minutes last night sketching out this self-portrait...

Anyone interested in participating in Doodle Week should check out the Doodle blog and/or the Doodle Flickr Pool. ... Continued